Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
I watched Dune for the second time last night.
The first time I saw it I had a few glasses of wine and I was all 'Ooooh, put your hand in the box' and 'Oooh, that's a big dry worm', and 'Oooh, you're eating too much cheese before bed-time Timotheeee because those dreams are MENTAL'.
But this time around I really liked it. Looking forward to Part 2.
I still think those are big dry worms though.
The title of this film is both a lie and a swindle. There was plenty of time in the six hours and fifty weeks this interminable bore-fest went on for, but old Mr Potato Head James Bond didn't cark it until right at the end.
Also, the recent Bond villains have been pretty lame.
- Man who has too much water
- Man who takes the last takeaway coffee lid
- Man whose face is all veiny
Bring back the real villains, men who can eat you with their steel teeth and shit.
Hopefully this is the last James Bond film ever.
Contains the greatest line in cinema history: "No woman can truly love a man who listens to Phil Collins."
This is true, because Phil Collins is a cunt. It also works the other way, in that no man can love a woman who loves Phil Collins. Which should, hopefully, preclude Phil Collins fans from breeding.
That would be a good thing.
Interstellar - the story of a man who travels through space and time and ends up behind a fucking bookcase. Wankers.