• I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★★★

    girl what

  • The F**k-It List

    The F**k-It List

    ½

    This is the most tone deaf film I’ve ever watched

  • Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

    Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

    ★★★½

    Why did they assume Percy stole the lightning that was so random he was literally just going to school. He did not have the facilities for that.

  • Five Feet Apart

    Five Feet Apart

    ★★

    only 30 minutes in but still feel compelled 2 give my 2 cents about this movie

    It. Is. Not. Good.

    (will update when/if i ever finish it)

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★½

    If any rich old white men out there want to leave all of their wealth and assets to a 2nd generation immigrant child instead of their families please get in contact asap.

    Aside from that this was soo good

  • Promare

    Promare

    ★★★★

    This movie is visually SO cool and the ost is exquisite. Gave the enemies to lovers community something fun, something for the summertime!!! 
    Unfortunately, I cannot give it 5 stars because the main villain (Kray??) wasn’t sexy enough for my tastes.

  • Dude, Where's My Car?

    Dude, Where's My Car?

    ½

    This is the worst film I’ve ever watched.

  • The Half of It

    The Half of It

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I love Paul. This review is dedicated to Paul. The best second lead dumb jock i have ever encountered in a film. Loved his taco sausage idea. Loved when he googled “how to know if you are a gay?”. Loved his comedic relief. Loved and cried when he ran beside the train at the end. 

    ASIDE FROM THAT. This movie was was so so good.
    I liked Ellie’s character a lot and think her character arc was nicely developed. People…

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    ★★★★★

    Any tongue that rises against DEADPOOL 2 shall fall

  • Perfect Blue

    Perfect Blue

    ★★★★½

    ...What the hell just happened.
    Putting aside the fact that i KNEW something felt ~off~ about [redacted] in the first 5 minutes, this film was so so surreal, it literally puts the psychological in psychological thriller.
    Thank you satoshi kon for giving me the best kind of headache. I still don’t know what was real and what wasn’t and I think that’s the point ♡

  • Deadpool

    Deadpool

    ★★★★★

    This is more than a movie. This is a masterpiece. I don’t actually remember the plot but I remember watching this movie and physically FEELING my dopamine receptors activate after months of dormancy.
    Anyone who rates deadpool less than 5 stars is a fascist

  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★½

    I stan aliens who come in peace and just want to share their wisdom with us so hard.
    Also humans (read:men) are so useless and only know how to shoot things they don’t  understand.
    Also women are amazing and smart and better than men.
    I feel like there’s a deeper meaning to this film but I’m too lazy to think that hard about it.
    This is a feminist movie.