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  • Brent Morin: I'm Brent Morin

    Brent Morin: I'm Brent Morin

    ★★★★½

    don't say magician like magic's real

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    you know me in your marrow vs what have we done to each other cage match for best line of this masterpiece

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  • Below Her Mouth

    Below Her Mouth

    ★½

    if you remove all the sex scenes from this film you've got a 10 minutes in depth short story about how kristen stewart has become too expensive for indie movies

  • The Lego Batman Movie

    The Lego Batman Movie

    ★★★★★

    did you all catch my cameo? i was the gotham citizen who yelled 'i love you more than my kids' at batman