Eternals ★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Ya know those movies back in the day where the final scene would tie all the themes and arcs together and it would feel like we’d finally come full circle and reached a satisfying payoff? Eternals ends with the protagonist’s boyfriend randomly bringing up his family ancestry, then a big bionicle man shows up in the sky and kidnaps our “beloved” heroes to make a vague cliffhanger, and the final shot is just Kit Harrington looking utterly baffled and we roll credits with triumphant hero music. Hilarious.

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