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“Well it’s better than killing people at a music festival” - defamed film buff Gregg Turkington
I have a lot to say about this movie. An entire essay’s worth? And after I have some time to process those thoughts this might upgrade to a True Five Star. Stay tuned, gang.
Was hoping for a little more, but it was a solid movie nonetheless
✅Give a 4 year old a camera
✅tell them to make a scary movie
✅give them a ~$25 budget
✅edit out any shots that include something of interest or good shot composition
✅steal a film grain effect from YouTube
✅edit in really unjustified jump scares at random points
✅go spend your Hot Cash at Hot Topic©️ before it expires
✅return your copy of “Sound Design for Babies” to the library
✅insult your audience by removing any semblance of a plot
✅call it experimental and scoff at the people who don’t get your vision
Baby, you’ve got Skinamarink