Ethan Woods

Ethan Woods


Idk where to start or where to begin man
My ratings are for fun and showing love. 
Or maybe if I feel disrespected

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  • The Muppets

    The Muppets

    Damn, Kermit really said some suspect shit talking to Miss Piggy (“Piggy, why do you have to always be so over dramatic about things? You know, it leaves me no choice but to do things that hurt you.”) Outside of Kermit being a bit fucked, I had a great time. It’s really fun, really funny (Walters screaming episodes killed me. So did the traveling by map sequence) and the soundtrack is full of bops (me party and man or muppet…

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    This gave me some of the hardest laughs I’ve had in a while. So thankful this exists

    (Also, I will be very sad if it doesn’t get a physical release)

Popular reviews

  • Little Miss Sunshine

    Little Miss Sunshine


    The way the family rallies around olive at the end is one of the most beautiful things ever. Every character in this movie is vulnerable and I really really appreciate that. There's so many great moments(Steve Carells eyes in the gas station, Alan Arkin consoling his son, Abigail running to the car at the end) but nothing screams "I love my family" more than Greg Kinnear on a moped

  • Hereditary



    Toni Collette deserves a super Oscar for this performance, I mean cot damn she put it all on the line. I feel like such a nerd right now. My friends are using words like "psychological" and "thrilling" to describe this film. Meanwhile, I had a deeply horrifying experience. I was sincerely uncomfortable for most of the run time. That being said, I really wanna see it again. Based off the first viewing, I can't think of a film that scared me more