Sylvester 🐍

Sylvester 🐍

Favorite films

  • The Dark Knight
  • Sorry to Bother You
  • Whiplash
  • Grosse Pointe Blank

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  • Sound of Metal

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  • Feels Good Man

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  • My Life as a Zucchini

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  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

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    I love this. You should love this. Everyone should love this. If you don't love this. Then you should. You should love this. Everyone should love this. I am a man of my word. Everyone should love this. You may ask. Why so serious? Well. Let's put a smile on that face? Shall we. Because you should love this. Everyone should love this. I'll make sure of it. Trust me. I am a man of my word.

  • Shrek 5

    Shrek 5

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    Shrek FIVEever after, definetly deserves a FIVE star review. Because Shrek had three kids in Shrek The Third, I'm guessing he'll have FIVE kids in Shrek The FIFTH. So I guess it wasn't ogre. It's never ogre. Oh well, we still get FIVE great movies. FIVE kids. FIVE movies. FIVE Shreks. When will we see the FIVE kids. Have there been FIVE generation of Shrek. Are there going to be FIVE Shrek's?

    Well. That's my FIVE star review people.