Assbeater69

10/9 dicks in my ass great thanks 

Favorite films

  • Airplane!
  • Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy
  • Gayniggers from Outer Space
  • The Emoji Movie

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  • Luca

    ★★★★★

  • C

    ½

  • COVID-21: Lethal Virus

  • Face/Off

    ★★

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  • SUS

    SUS

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Emanuel McFly is a bitchass motherfucker
    He pissed on my fucking wife
    That’s right
    He took his skinny dick out and pissed on my fucking wife
    AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS 
    T H I S  B I G
    and I said “that’s disgusting
    So I’m making a call out post on my letterboxd
    Emanuel McFly, you got a small dick
    It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller
    And here’s what my dOng looks like
    BOOOOOOSHHH
    THATS RIGHT…

  • COVID-21: Lethal Virus

    COVID-21: Lethal Virus

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie gave me COVID cock. It’s COVID but on the penis. I afraid of doing the sex with my wife now because of the COVID on my penis