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FAQ: why did you give xyz movie 3 stars?
A: because it's good. don't ask me what the other ratings mean.
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They Cloned Tyrone 2023
That's a five star movie right there. I laughed, I cried, etc. Movies are so back.
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Sonny Boy 2021
I genuinely could not believe they made this.
Sonny Boy one of those weird sci-fi stories that doesn't even involve technology in the hard sense... just the abstract concept of the universe and our relationship to it and each other. It is also one of the very few things that have ever made me look up 20th-century French philosophy and rethink my whole life.
And look, I know we like to exaggerate and joke around here on the film wankery…
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Baby Geniuses 3: Baby Squad Investigators 2013
It goes without saying that Baby Geniuses 3 sucks major ass but it is kinda incredible. I think it was originally meant as a TV series, so it has the structure of a recurring/recursive nightmare that continues to unfold on a screen.
