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Cherry Falls 2000
this one guy in this movie doesn’t even know he’s in a movie. he’s just eating lunch. he’s just like looking around, looking at his steak, then someone talks to him and he’s like what? are you talking about my steak? and that’s it! that’s the whole character! love this guy!
“are you disappointed that i’m not a virgin?” she ASKS her DAD. what! no! don’t. don’t fucking ask that, WHY WOULD…okay. what the shit
“come out” he says to…
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Watchmen 2009
First of all I love to watch a movie that lasts for my whole life. Every time I checked to see how much longer this movie had, one of the characters turned to the camera and flipped me off and I was like “whoa sorry dude” and they were like “we’re doing this whole thing for you why don’t you like it” and I was like “sorry man I mean I’ll finish it” and they were like “thanks. Don’t check…
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Priscilla 2023
The most excited I got during this was Elvis saying to Priscilla, “Hop in, I’m gonna take you shopping,” because it felt like I was going shopping but then it was more about the guys than the clothes and I was upset but then I remembered that’s all of this movie actually! :/
Never realized Elvis had so many floppy guys around him all the time
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Irish Wish 2024
Omg stop it what is this. A green woman just appeared and told Lindsay to sit on the important rock, to wish. And she looks like she is wearing a tablecloth from the medieval section of Marshall’s
Edit: “I would love to get married here” Ok but logistically I don’t think getting married at that tall cliff would work? Like would the bridesmaids stand on the slanted hill? Someone would fall sorry. I’m not a wedding planner I just am…
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Six Days Seven Nights 1998
harrison ford said to anne heche in this movie, “i think we’re gonna be here a long, long, long, long, long, long, long time” and i turned to my dad who was sitting next to me with a little smirk and said, “i bet it will only be for six days and seven nights” and my dad chuckled
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The Haunting 1999
Did everything happen in 1999? Everything happened in 1999. Everyone hates this movie and I love it. God it’s stupid. The house is so mad. This movie introduced me to Owen Wilson saying “wow,” someone’s head getting cut off in a movie, Liam Neeson saying “we’ve got to get out of here” in the exact same tone and cadence he said “anakin! Drop!” in the phantom menace. At one point this house has hands. God what a piece of shit, this movie cost literally 80 million dollars to make, I love it. The house is so mad