audrey farnsworth’s review published on Letterboxd:
I put this on because the scene in the preview was Denise Richard screaming “merry Christmas” and SPRINTING down an office hallway on the phone with her husband who goes “oh noooo” and trips over his own foot and falls to the ground on his FACE and goes “why is this happening to meeeee”. And then I fast forwarded it a little and they were driving a motorcycle backwards?
So I decided a good idea would be to fast forward it and just see what scene pops up. This next time Danny glover was tied to a chair and saying that the school they are in used to be a prison. Fast forwarded it again. A guy yelled “holy moly crap.” Fast forwarded it again. A kid in a skeleton mask snuck up and…made a guy pass out from fear? He just screamed and fell down. Fast forwarded it again. Denise Richards and her husband have hooked up some goats to a sleigh and want them to drive it like she and her husband are Santa Claus, together. Fast forwarded it again. A dog helped a girl close a door and trap a woman in a room.
I think doing this may have made me die? I might be dead right now. I’ll let you know about that later when I figure it out