audrey farnsworth’s review published on Letterboxd:
Just to let everyone know, if a boss isn’t wearing suspenders, that’s not a boss. That’s just a regular guy.
When I was little, I thought all works looked like this. Work, in my child brain, was a spy cave and that’s where all adults went to do their jobs. Pens everywhere, printers everywhere, various electronics lining the walls and stapled to the ceiling.
What the fuck are spies doing? Is this what spies do? Because it’s…really stupid, no offense! Seeing tom cruise in old man make up is making my stomach flop around. He looks like a boat (no offense).
“The mole is deep inside” geez that sounds like it sucks
The big scene has arrived. They lower tom cruise into a room and he’s wearing a headset. This is the big one, there he goes in his little glasses. What’s he doing, though? Taking the computers temperature? The fuck is this guy doing! “He’s lowering it” they said. what? Lowering what? What does spies do? The fuck is going on? Good thing that bad guy has to throw up so much because this shit is going bad!
Then someone holds up an old brick cell phone similar to the one I had in high school and goes “What’s the range of this thing?” Lmao I don’t know like three feet? Look at it
A helicopter is chasing a plane in a tunnel. Good. This is spies. This is the exact main spy situation if you ask me, and for the record please do not ask me!