audrey farnsworth’s review published on Letterboxd:
Watching this with my whole family. The first thing I said when I got to their house from the airport was, “Who wants to watch signs??” and they were all like, “Okay” (?). Really thought I’d have to put up more of an argument regarding why we needed to do this, but I didn’t actually have one so I’m glad they were all just like, “sure.” Anyway, my mom is upset that the corn is ruined by the crop circles. She says it was “rude” to do.
Never has there ever been a leg more scary than when that alien is standing in the cornfield, dude! That shit is SCARY! Scary leg! Get back in the corn NOW! Get your fucking leg out of here, man, christ. Speaking of scary, everyone remembers the first time they saw that alien walk out of the bushes at the birthday party. Fucking everyone. Don’t even tell you don’t. Your chest turned entirely backwards just like mine did.
Can’t believe these aliens made this whole big deal of this shit and then they turn out to be little wieners. Owie, water! Water hurt! They hate it. Like, come on, you guys are tall as hell and can scale a farm but a cup of water makes your skin fall off? Why are you here? Did you not see all the water everywhere? Fucking, get a load of these aliens, everybody! They don’t even know what water is! (I bet this is why they left so quick—because somebody shouted that at them and they got embarrassed).
Anyway, this movie is perfect. Is it good? I don’t know. What does that mean. But it IS perfect. I will always be available to let everyone know where they can watch “Signs” on streaming services. Thanks