audrey farnsworth’s review published on Letterboxd:
First thing the skeleton man does is fall through the ceiling and break a desktop computer with an axe. Now that’s what I call an entrance! Then he finds a skull and he wants it. Does the skeleton man just want more skeletons? I’m not sure yet but I can’t wait to know
Oh ok I think I see the problem. The skeleton man does not like his own skull because it’s a stupid little mask. So he is gathering more skulls
Ok sorry but I also am going to review one of the commercials for a casino. Their phone number is “1-800-GAMBLER”. Is that just for them? or is there only one casino? Does that number call the casino god
Ok well I was falling asleep but then they all met a guy on the mountain who just kept asking for beans and then eating the beans. This fucking guy just loves beans dude! Interest piqued! You have caught my ass and pulled me back in, you tricky film!
(Slams book closed as children sit around me listening to my story and then i unhinge my jaw and eat the book) well children, please remember that there’s a skeleton man in all of us