audrey farnsworth’s review published on Letterboxd:
You can’t review the perfect movie. All reviews on this movie shall be put in a stew and stirred around until it’s just a regular soup for me to eat for lunch, yum yum yum. Reviewing this movie would be like looking at the sun in the sky and being like “I guess I’m kind of glad that exists but whatever.” Like what are you doing? There’s nothing to say because if you started talking, so many words would fall out that it would hurt your body to say that much shit. You’d need a third lung to talk like that, man. And you’re not even talking, you’re writing! Doesn’t matter! Your body can’t tell the difference! It would be legally unhealthy to review this movie!