audrey farnsworth’s review published on Letterboxd:
The whole movie I was waiting for the ghost on the cover to show up. Look at him. Look at his little hat. Now that’s a ghost! However the closest thing to a ghost that happened in the first hour was a table jumping up into the air and flying for a second! That’s not that guy! I mean if it was just gonna be the table thing, they should’ve put the table on the cover. So, okay, imagine that instead of that ghost on the movie poster, there’s Simply A Table
Edit: I guess the ghost was a spider? But? That’s still not the guy on the poster. So I guess replace the table with a spider. I’ll let you know if it changes again
Edit: ghost changed again. Now it’s a beaked man in a sequined pirate costume? He just made a woman die from throwing up like 300 buttons (?)
Edit: the guy in the hat finally showed up but all he’s doing is driving a car. It’s just a guy! I take it all back. The table should be on the poster