AULDBOY

AULDBOY

We are all just pawns in our god Steve Buscemis’s world
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Favorite films

  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Whiplash
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Oldboy

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  • Honey Boy

    ★★★★½

  • Richard Jewell

    ★★★

  • 1917

    ★★★★

  • Parasite

    ★★★★½

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  • Honey Boy

    Honey Boy

    ★★★★½

    If Shia actually makes a Kevin Abstract movie I think I will die

  • Richard Jewell

    Richard Jewell

    ★★★

    Sam Rockwell did the Olympic Park bombing because there wasn’t enough white people there

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  • Free Solo

    Free Solo

    ★★★½

    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
    There’s climbing chalk on his shirt already, a vegan so he don’t eat spaghetti
    He’s got Aspergers, so on the surface he looks calm and ready
    To climb rocks, but he keeps on forgetting
    Where to climb down, the camera crew goes so loud
    He opens his mouth, but his feelings won’t come out
    He’s climbing how? Everybody’s freaked out now
    The clocks run out, he’s climbed up, it’s over, wow

  • Night School

    Night School

    ★½

    KEVIN HART...MORE LIKE KEVIN ISNT SMART 😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😪😪🤤🤤😔😆🤨😆😑🖕😞🤯🤯🤩🤬🤯🤯😒🧐🤩😏😭😠🤓🤫😰🤤🤭🤢🙄🤫😈😷☠️😈💀☠️🤮🤮😴😶😈😮😠😣☹️😥😫😠😣😣😫🖕👍😉👍😡😱😄🤣😱🤮😅😅🖕☺️🙏🙏😊😂🙏😀😃🙌😁😘🤮😁😫😊👏😂😂😢😩🤢😆😁❤️😢😃😊😍😩😄😆🙏😆😱👍😅and neither is this movie. 
    Imma give this one a why the fuck did I watch this outta ten.

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