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  • Mary Poppins Returns

    Mary Poppins Returns


    okay y'all I always want to do a funny review but this shit was just too good. I'm starting to find movies I enter with complete apathy end up being my favorites (ant man and the wasp for example). But okay...The soundtrack. The music. THE MUSIC ALONE IS A FUCKING 1000999/10 I CANT EVEN EXPLAINNNN. And don't worry Lin is not even rapping at all during this they don't milk his part as well but I will say he is…

  • Santa Girl

    Santa Girl

    I am not joking when I say this is genuinely the worst movie I have ever seen. im talking editing mistakes!! they have an actress play two different roles by putting eyeliner and a bandana on one of her characters !! this is worse than Swiped !!  I urge everyone to watch this and get back to me on some of the bad things you noticed.