Favorite films

  • The Matrix Reloaded
  • Detour
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Dawn of an Evil Millennium

Recent activity

  • Prey

  • Nope

  • Audition

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Recent reviews

  • Nope


    reminded me of signs in the best way possible. the terrifying spectacle of the unknown soaring in from the heavens to devour us all . The Jesus Lizard. they should put keke palmer in every movie (game, show, song etc….) ever from now on

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    far from a good movie but it is made like an instagram reel (fast, useless, entertaining and it rots your brain to the core) so it’s fine. brad pitt is the last of a dying breed.

Popular reviews

  • 47 Meters Down

    47 Meters Down

    woman 1: I’m sorry I can’t go diving in a shady ass cage with sharks in the water I don’t even know how to dive 
    woman 2: wHaT aBoUT uR iNsTAgraM? 
    woman 1: oh shit you right

  • Gattaca


    sure the movie was good but right at the start someone tells ethan hawke that he has a beautiful dick and for some reason i found that so funny i’m sorry that’s all i could think about. gattaca???? more like gayttaca.