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  Crash 1996

  Watched by ayad 23 Jul 2021

  desires as perverse and carnal as these can only be born after a vicious near death experience, and only cronenberg can understand them enough to make a film out of them . i feel hhhrrrmmmmghhhhhh.

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  Space Jam: A New Legacy 2021

  Watched by ayad 20 Jul 2021 2

  warner bros presents! lebron james dropkicks his son to the moon because he is a sweaty ugly Gamer and cannot hold a basketball . bugs bunny makes a funny with the ghost of humphrey bogart . awesome movie (kill me)

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  47 Meters Down 2017

  Watched by ayad 09 Nov 2017 8

  woman 1: I’m sorry I can’t go diving in a shady ass cage with sharks in the water I don’t even know how to dive 
  woman 2: wHaT aBoUT uR iNsTAgraM? 
  woman 1: oh shit you right

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  The Ides of March 2011

  Watched by ayad 11 Feb 2018

  - george clooney: hey ryan pls come act in my new movie 
  - ryan gosling: no 
  - george clooney: i’ll let you cry and be sad in a scene where it’s raining and we’ll zoom in on your beautiful face 
  - ryan gosling: when do we start