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  • Last Days
  • Detour
  • Song of Avignon
  • Hi, Mom!

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  • The Snowman

  • Crash

  • Carne

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

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  • Crash

    Crash

    desires as perverse and carnal as these can only be born after a vicious near death experience, and only cronenberg can understand them enough to make a film out of them . i feel hhhrrrmmmmghhhhhh.

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    warner bros presents! lebron james dropkicks his son to the moon because he is a sweaty ugly Gamer and cannot hold a basketball . bugs bunny makes a funny with the ghost of humphrey bogart . awesome movie (kill me)

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  • 47 Meters Down

    47 Meters Down

    woman 1: I’m sorry I can’t go diving in a shady ass cage with sharks in the water I don’t even know how to dive 
    woman 2: wHaT aBoUT uR iNsTAgraM? 
    woman 1: oh shit you right

  • The Ides of March

    The Ides of March

    - george clooney: hey ryan pls come act in my new movie 
    - ryan gosling: no 
    - george clooney: i’ll let you cry and be sad in a scene where it’s raining and we’ll zoom in on your beautiful face 
    - ryan gosling: when do we start