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  • No Time to Die

    ★★★½

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    ★★★½

  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

  • Diana: The Musical

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  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The way Craig’s Bond survived Mikkelsen, Bardem, and Waltz yet was ultimately taken down by *checks notes* Rami Malek is a real head scratcher.


    Yes, Craig was great but more importantly, Lashana Lynch ATE!!! We thank her for that and ask that MGM grant us an entire series of films starring her 007.

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    Muppets Haunted Mansion

    ★★★½

    Do Muppets Country Bear Jamboree next!!!

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  • Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square

    Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square

    ★★★½

    Netflix’s hottest Christmas movie is Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square. It has EVERYTHING: 
    •Dolly Parton in homeless drag AND in her true form as a rhinestoned Angel (THE RANGE!)
    •Many talented people coming together and collectively making the choice to play their characters like they are being held hostage in a really bad community theatre production and it being the absolute correct choice.
    •Jennifer Lewis being Jennifer Lewis if Jennifer Lewis owned a salon complete with her own pair…

  • Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Lawyer: Everyone gather round. We will now be reading the will.

    Me, a person who has seen more than 5 movies in his life: His asshole dad isn’t going to leave him anything.

    Lawyer: And finally, I leave my eldest son, Frank nothing...

    Me: Called it.

    Lawyer: Nothing but my wishes for an eternity roasting over the rainbow colored flames of Gay Hell because that’s where homos go and my son Frank is a homo. A big one.

    Me: Well now, that seems excessive even by cliche bigot movie dad standards.


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