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  • Breathe

    Breathe

    ★★★

    Otherwise known as The Danish Theory of Imitating Everything Game.

  • Les Misérables

    Les Misérables

    I know next to nothing about film making, but I'm being 100% serious when I say I could have done a better job than this.

    I can't believe Tom Hooper has ever seen a movie musical before because the whole thing is so hamfisted and clunky it's as if West Side Story had never been made. 

    By definition a movie musical on this scale has to be cinematic. It needs grandeur and spectacle, to sweep you away into a place…

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  • Papi Chulo

    Papi Chulo

    ★★★★

    Matt Bomer is dreamy. He’s also a really of actor and this film (Despite a final act wobble) is a delight.

  • Us

    Us

    ★★

    My only real takeaway is that being Michael Jackson fan in 1986 is gonna fuck you up in later life - but that’s not news to anyone. 

    Otherwise not a fucking clue what that was all about???

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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★½

    THERE WILL BE SPOILERS!!!

    How is this anything other than down right creepy?

    ‘I don’t know what I’m doing here’ laments Alma speaking for all of us as we suffer through this turgid, self important tale of a middle aged, arrogant, bully being enabled by everyone around him. But then he’s a ‘genius’ so of course it’s entirely acceptable to be complicit in his appalling behaviour.

    I mean what exactly is she doing there? One minute she’s a waitress in…

  • Suburbicon

    Suburbicon

    ★½

    What a mess!