Otherwise known as The Danish Theory of Imitating Everything Game.
I know next to nothing about film making, but I'm being 100% serious when I say I could have done a better job than this.
I can't believe Tom Hooper has ever seen a movie musical before because the whole thing is so hamfisted and clunky it's as if West Side Story had never been made.
By definition a movie musical on this scale has to be cinematic. It needs grandeur and spectacle, to sweep you away into a place…
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How is this anything other than down right creepy?
‘I don’t know what I’m doing here’ laments Alma speaking for all of us as we suffer through this turgid, self important tale of a middle aged, arrogant, bully being enabled by everyone around him. But then he’s a ‘genius’ so of course it’s entirely acceptable to be complicit in his appalling behaviour.
I mean what exactly is she doing there? One minute she’s a waitress in…