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Recent reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Oct 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  this was probably the best day of my life 

  the entire theater erupted in cheers when the end credits played

  AND WHEN MATPAT APPEARED

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  The Addams Family 1991

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Oct 2023

  it’s impossible to rate this lower than 5 stars

Popular reviews

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  Rifftrax Live: The Return of Swamp Thing 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Aug 2022

  “thousands of slaves used to work here in awful conditions…”
  “who could EVER be sad in a place like this??!”

  it was good, but a lot of the jokes went over my head

  on the other hand, the short?
   
  i don’t think i’ve laughed this hard in a while

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Sep 2022

  not rating this because it almost gave me a second hand panic attack and was too overwhelming and because i really hated the hot dog fingers

  edit: i lie this is 5 star material