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Favorite films

  • Out of Sight
  • Inland Empire
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2
  • The Witch Who Came from the Sea

Recent activity

  • Slender Man

  • Django Unchained


  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


  • Dream Scenario


Recent reviews

  • Slender Man

    Slender Man

    AAAAA$^&*AA%AH68#^#:#&HHHHHkdjhdjdjekwjbsvsvdhdjdnsjoaoaokkookkkkjdbd^&(8&;&%%bdbdhdhhdhsh*^7"""*$shsbsvsvsvatqrqtqtqtqtqf^&8%qffqfqcqfqvderanged and evil vibe watching this on my phone on hour 13 of the layover under the fluorescents at the singapore airlines lounge

  • Barry Lyndon

    Barry Lyndon


    Kubrick's Saltburn

Popular reviews

  • Malcolm



    and then he splits the car in half, funniest shit i've ever seen

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Eugghhhhh. This film is disgusting and horrible. But it’s also so smart, and controlled. It knows exactly what it's doing. It is incredibly brutal, and realistic in its depiction of its violence. It’s not paced like a traditional horror film. The first three characters to get killed are murdered within the space of 15 minutes. There is so much imagery and action that is burnt in my brain, and I’m sure will inform me in any horror filmmaking I do…