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  • Palm Springs

    Palm Springs

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    "Keep runnin' shitbird! I will always find you."
    - Roy

    I lost count at 28 "What the Fuck"s.
    Perfect for the year 2020 really.

  • I, Tonya

    I, Tonya

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    "All those people who said I couldn't make it. Well fuck you! I proved everyone wrong"
    - Tonya Harding

    It's bawdy, it's brash and I know it's not everybody's cup of tea, but man I love this movie. There is something about a fully grown redneck skimming like a graceful pit-bull across a frozen lake that gives me goosebumps.

    Oh, and Margot Robbie is brilliant.
    And Allison Janney is at her loopy-loo, psycho maniacal best too.

    This is my fourth…

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  • Please Don't Rush

    Please Don't Rush

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    "If I am to be blind, understand that my heart is not blind."

    This is a really sad look into the blind kids of Laos, and how a little medical attention early in their lives would have prevented a lifetime of blindness.

    For some, all they need is a decent pair of specs and 'normal' life resumes.

  • The Schoolgirl's Diary

    The Schoolgirl's Diary

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    Me: "Ooh, I've never seen a North Korean movie... can you recommend a good one?"
    Well-meaning internet person: "You should totally watch The Schoolgirl's Diary. It's really fun."

    Liar, liar pants on fire! This is like totally the opposite of fun. Zero fun's were had here.

    For a 2000's movie, it looks like it's from the 70's. All of the joy has been extracted and replaced with an excessive dose of bland. Beige acting, beige cinematography, even the bloody wildlife…

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  • The King of Comedy

    The King of Comedy

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    "Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime."
    - Rupert Pupkin

    De Niro is clearly as mad as a box of frogs and I'm not sure I'd want him to come round for a beer anytime soon, but there's no denying his acting quality. From mob goon, to fully psychotic taxi driver to, erm, mob goon... and then this.

    It's a darkly funny and well thought out story of commitment to a cause. The cause of…

  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer

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    "You know what I hate about myself? I know what people taste like."
    - Curtis

    After a fairly slow start, this little engine sure did pick up some speed in the downhill section. The final scene is a thing of absolute beauty.

    It got me thinking about a tune from a few years ago and now I just can't get it out of my head... EarlyRise - Wasteland [2011].

    Solid performances from a great cast, especially Evans, Song, Swinton & Spencer…