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The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1995
One of the few films that I’m left utterly baffled at. My guess on whatever that was trying to be was that the director wanted to make a absurdist spoof on the original but had no idea how to, so they just threw every single thing at the camera to see what worked. Matthew McConaughey is giving such a insane performance here which I’m not sure if it’s just really crazy acting or coked out acting. Every single choice here…
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Morbius 2022
I’ve been a superhero fan my entire life. As far as I can remember, I’ve been a fan of Marvel and DC. But superhero films have reached a point of no return. Nearly every single month we’re getting a new one with Thor coming out in just under 2 weeks. And I’ll be there day one, seeing it. I’ll probably never stop watching these films but the market is saturated and crap like this is getting more and more frequent.…
