Just your average moving pictures enjoyer
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Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Top Gun: Maverick
  • Jurassic Park
  • Punch-Drunk Love

Recent activity

  • The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

  • Morbius


  • Ambulance


  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


Recent reviews

  • The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    One of the few films that I’m left utterly baffled at. My guess on whatever that was trying to be was that the director wanted to make a absurdist spoof on the original but had no idea how to, so they just threw every single thing at the camera to see what worked. Matthew McConaughey is giving such a insane performance here which I’m not sure if it’s just really crazy acting or coked out acting. Every single choice here…

  • Morbius


    I’ve been a superhero fan my entire life. As far as I can remember, I’ve been a fan of Marvel and DC. But superhero films have reached a point of no return. Nearly every single month we’re getting a new one with Thor coming out in just under 2 weeks. And I’ll be there day one, seeing it. I’ll probably never stop watching these films but the market is saturated and crap like this is getting more and more frequent.…

Popular reviews

  • Scarface



    You know it’s a dudebro movie when you watch it with your dad and your grandpa (who hasn’t watched a non-comedic movie in 10 years), and everyone loves it. This isn’t a dudebro movie, this is dudebro Cinema.

  • Ambulance



    Society owes a collective apology to Micheal Bay