Favorite films

  • Saving Private Ryan
  • Hacksaw Ridge
  • All Quiet on the Western Front
  • Apocalypse Now

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  • Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy

    ★★★½

  • Together

    ★★★★★

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★★

  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

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  • Troll

    Troll

    ★★★

    *Roland Emmerich jerking off in Norwegian*

  • Disenchanted

    Disenchanted

    ★★★

    Forever a Fixer-Downer

    So if the first film is Disney spoofing itself, while concurrently re-creating the fairytale song & dance magic that elevated our childhoods (well, mine anyhow, I was lucky enough to grow up in the 80's and 90's), then Disenchanted must be the re-animated corpse of Walt Disney himself. He looks kind of alive, he can perform certain basic artistic functions, like taking a camera and pointing it at actors, but he's also seen better days. And there is no soul to speak of as it has long since left the body.

    Amy Adams remains a treasure though ❤️

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  • Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy

    Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy

    ★★★½

    "I pride myself in the fact that I'm not a comedian who's divisive. That's why I don't talk about politics, religion or sports, okay? Because all three will divide people. That's why I talk about food. Because food brings people together. That's right. Unless you're vegan. In which case, you can leave right now, I don't give a shit. I don't care if I offend you and your salad, you can leave. Bye." 😂

  • Together

    Together

    ★★★★★

    Hippie ki-yay! "Together 99", which is currently in post-production and expected to be released next year, can't come soon enough ❤️

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  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World

    ★★★★

    God creates dinosaurs

    God destroys dinosaurs

    God creates Steven Spielberg

    Steven Spielberg creates dinosaurs

    Dinosaurs inspire man

    Man destroys God

    The Indie-to-Hollywood Conversion Factory creates Colin Trevorrow

    Colin Trevorrow reverse-engineers a beloved childhood favorite and puts most of the pieces back in a satisfying, nostalgic and highly entertaining fashion, if also neglecting the importance of character and the great, oh-so-great value of Goldblumian acting capabilities.

    Second-rate writers inherit the earth

  • Being John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich

    ★★★★★

    Love how John Malkovich, in the midst of losing his marbles and getting ready for the loony bin, turns to Charlie Sheen for advice. That right there is when the film transcends from great, bizarre fun to a surrealistic masterpiece.