"What happens if you don't pay your exorcism bill? You get repossessed!"
Do I feel ashamed as a grown man, 37 years of age, watching a bunch of hand puppets, including frogs dressed up as pigs and pigs dressed up as frogs, summon the cojones (although it hasn't yet been confirmed that they physically possess any) to enter a spooky survival challenge in one of my all-time favorite theme park attractions?
Do like a muppet 🐸
Just say fuck it 🐷
Before it's time to kick the bucket 👨🍳