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  • Ghostbusters
  • Jackass Number Two
  • Gladiator
  • Braveheart

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  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    ★★★

  • The Batman

  • Squid Game

    ★★★★

  • Boss Level

    ★★★

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  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    Muppets Haunted Mansion

    ★★★½

    "What happens if you don't pay your exorcism bill? You get repossessed!"

    Do I feel ashamed as a grown man, 37 years of age, watching a bunch of hand puppets, including frogs dressed up as pigs and pigs dressed up as frogs, summon the cojones (although it hasn't yet been confirmed that they physically possess any) to enter a spooky survival challenge in one of my all-time favorite theme park attractions?

    BØRK NO!

    Do like a muppet 🐸

    Just say fuck it 🐷

    Before it's time to kick the bucket 👨‍🍳

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    Ranked: 2021

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  • Ghostbusters

    Ghostbusters

    ★★★★★

    "I feel like the floor of a taxi cab."

    I must have seen Ghostbusters at least 50 times by now. That's 50 times where I've had a total blast. This was the very first instance where I noticed the cameo by Ron Jeremy though. Look closely in the crowd scenes. Really, he's there, I looked it up for confirmation.

    Who would have imagined it? I mean, a demi-god, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man AND the king of porn? This comedy masterpiece is even more awesome than I thought.

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    To tell you to the unfiltered truth, I had serious doubts about this film. Or should I say, serious doubts about Robert Pattinson's transition from sparkly vampire boy to a fully-fledged batman. But then there's that saying by the Joker that keeps weighing in: Why so serious?. And then I lean back. I gaze wondrously at that bat symbol in the sky. I welcome the re-occuring genuine goosebumps and the permeating potential. And I feel bangarang about batarangs again. Thrilled…

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game

    ★★★★

    ⏺🔼⏹ Red Light, Green Light ⏺🔼⏹

    They say that money can't buy happiness. Clearly, whoever they are have never been broke, in debt or stayed in 5-star hotels in a relatively exotic country. Either that or whoever coined the adage (no pun intended) is a member of some commie party, hell-bent on spreading their BS propaganda.

    Me? I've never been good with money. Saving is as foreign to me as Western TV shows must be to someone from North Korea…

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  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World

    ★★★★

    God creates dinosaurs

    God destroys dinosaurs

    God creates Steven Spielberg

    Steven Spielberg creates dinosaurs

    Dinosaurs inspire man

    Man destroys God

    The Indie-to-Hollywood Conversion Factory creates Colin Trevorrow

    Colin Trevorrow reverse-engineers a beloved childhood favorite and puts most of the pieces back in a satisfying, nostalgic and highly entertaining fashion, if also neglecting the importance of character and the great, oh-so-great value of Goldblumian acting capabilities.

    Second-rate writers inherit the earth

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    ★★½

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