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  John Wick: Chapter 5

  Added 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Bro, how?

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  Watched 24 Mar 2023

  This is the most masturbatory thing I’ve ever seen and for two of its nearly three hours, I say that reverently.

Popular reviews

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  White Chicks 2004

  ★★★★★ Added

  There are movies

  And then there is C I N E M A

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  Home on the Range 2004

  Added 6

  I remember the tagline for this movie being, "bust a moo on April 2" so, every April 2 I bust a couple moos in its honor.