Nightmare Baker

Nightmare Baker

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Favorite films

  • Swingers
  • Evil Dead II
  • Psycho
  • Blow Out

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  • Pig

    ★★★½

  • Fear Street: 1994

    ★★★★

  • Mission: Impossible

    ★★★★★

  • Things Heard & Seen

    ★★★½

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  • Pig

    Pig

    ★★★½

    Went to this w/ my dad for my Birthday Movie because there isn't shit to see.

    Pretty good! Not a mindblower, but pretty good. Mostly I'm glad that they let Ol' Nic do some actual acting again! As a real character! Wow!

  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994

    ★★★★

    UNNECESSARILY LONG REVIEW COPYPASTED FROM MY SLASHER POST:

    This. Movie. SLAPS. I had zero expectations for a Netflix movie based on an R.L. Stein teen novel, but this RULES. Not sure what I thought the plot was going to be, but it sure as shit wasn't this. Full of fun surprises.

    First of all, nothing I love more than good setup and payoff, and this has it in droves. It's even the best kind: payoff where you've forgotten about the…

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  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    The more I think about this movie the more I dislike it and I just read a very frustrating interview with its pretentious ass of a director, so I've decided to finally delete my 3 star review and accept how much I fucking hate this movie.

    She can go ahead and talk about "iT'S AcTuAlLy a cOmMeNtArY On rEvEnGe fIlMs! I WaNtEd tO DeCoNsTrUcT ThEm! By gEtTiNg mAd yOu'rE PrOvInG My pOiNt!" But jesus, what a smug way to ignore…

  • Tremors

    Tremors

    ★★★★★

    For my triumphant return to letterboxd: Tremors

    This is a film I saw many times as a child but haven't watched since around 2008. Despite its familiarity it was still full of surprises. I'm not saying this movie is perfect, all I'm saying is I can't find anything wrong with it, just a million little things I love. An excellent monster movie and one of my favorite horror comedies.