Just a guy trying not to develop any parasocial relationships.
½ Watched by Rylan California 08 Mar 2017 1
I get that Max Landis is John Landis' karmic punishment for the death of those people, but what the fuck did the rest of us do?
★★ Watched by Rylan California 19 Jun 2021
The most emotionally vacant Pixar movie, and that includes Cars 2.
Rewatched by Rylan California 19 Jun 2021
Not one of the memorable ones.
★½ Watched by Rylan California 08 Jun 2016 4
Remember that scene in The Dark Knight when the Joker says "how about a magic trick?" and then slams a dude's face down on a pencil?
Watching this movie is like being that dude.
★ Watched by Rylan California 07 Jun 2017 2
It's a good thing I had to pee for 75% of this because at least I got to feel something.