Eternals ★★½

Judging by people's reactions I have every reason to believe that this would be my least favorite movie of the year so me not hating it is the biggest praise that I can give this. It's a pretty normal movie but judging it by Marvel standard this is basically Out 1: Noli Me Tangere Dir. Jacques Rivette (I have not seen Out 1: Noli Me Tangere Dir. Jacques Rivette). Barry Keoghan and Kumail "I consumed copious amounts of steroid so I can get absolutely ripped for this movie even though my character is literally just some guy that shoots lasers that fucked off in the 3rd act" Nanjani's valet is pretty easily the best part of this, and that IKEA joke is still one of the worst lines of dialogue I've ever heard, the person that comes up with that deserves jail time.

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