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  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • Suspiria
  • Whisper of the Heart
  • House

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  • Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★

  • Spider-Man

    ★★★½

  • Malignant

    ★★★★½

  • The Hunger

    ★★★★½

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  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★

    Man people need to let Raimi direct more movies with 2 in the title he seems to really nail it on the second go

  • Spider-Man

    Spider-Man

    ★★★½

    it’s so weird watching this again after being more familiar with the work of willem dafoe, kirsten dunst, and sam raimi. it’s pretty good! but something about it keeps it from making me out-of-seat giddy that Speed Racer and Malignant did for me earlier this week. I found the uncle ben death scene, whether by oversaturation in media, or just following bonesaw, to be so comically tragic that it felt straight out of ITYSL. franco is an absolute wet sock…

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  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “Dang it. Dylan really did not enjoy Saw, The Conjuring, or The Conjuring 2 so much that he still refuses to see Furious 7 and Aquaman, movies he’d probably really like! 

    I gotta win him back! But how?”

    jamie buddy idk why you had the impulse to follow up Aquaman by making something akin to a giallo remake of basket case, but you did it! this absolutely owns my bones dude. it has a resident evil ass intro sequence, a…

  • Swallowtail Butterfly

    Swallowtail Butterfly

    ★★★★★

    Do I only like 90s cinema if it’s a Hong Kong or Japanese production?? Looking over my favorites list that sure seems to be the case! 

    This is absolutely the kind of high concept maximized filmmaking I’m here for, and is such it’s own thing in comparison to my only previous Iwai, Lily Chou Chou. The opening preamble is so perfectly framed, and all of original music contributions, along with the production design, create a feature so staggeringly catered to my tastes I cannot believe this came out during my potentially least favorite decade of 20th century cinema.