literally completely conceivable how this failed with critics and audiences alike, so many things just don’t work or come together, just an insane kooky little cocktail that’s totally designed to appeal to all the wrongly crossed wires in my brain that creates my incredibly niche and offputting taste
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Doctor Who: The Runaway Bride 2006
i’m literally just like the doctor cause i miss rose tyler so bad it’s unreal
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The Nutcracker and the Magic Flute 2022
this film is like if a nutcracker adaptation was concocted in a lab with the specific intention of pissing me off i’m not even scraping the bottom of the barrel for a good adaption of the nutcracker anymore i’m fucking going through the gunk underneath the barrel at this point
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The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad 1949
everyone asking whose idea it was to pair the wind in the willows and sleepy hollow together as if the back to back levels of mr. toad and ichabod’s unmitigated rizz wasnt reason enough
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023
would have made a really cool limited run comic that actually had good visuals but instead it’s a mediocre film how sad :/
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The Midwife's Tale 1995
god i wish this was available in higher quality, very tender albeit imperfect lesbian medieval folktale, i think the pacing is a little too slow at times but the sweet moments between eleanor and gwenyth make up for all its flaws in abundance
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Babes in Toyland 1934
really charming sets and costumes, it’s the kind of obvious theatrical artifice that i wish was still used in film today it’s just so fun, i don’t think anything beats watching people interact within clearly handcrafted fantastical worlds
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Scott Pilgrim Takes Off 2023
cute ! underwhelming but cute !
as charming as it is to have all the original film actors back,,, i think it was honestly a detriment a lot of what made the performances so good and memorable was the physicality and facial expressions each performer brought to their role that most of them failed to get across in their delivery unfortunately.
i don’t really have a big attachment to scott pilgrim, never got round to reading the graphic novels and…
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