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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Hear my thoughts on the criterion creeps podcast episode 856. Coming up March 2034

  • Buttcrack


    True story. A couple years ago my partner started an album of pictures she took of me with my visible buttcrack out. She claims she did this to show me the frequency and abundance of the occurrence. She also claims that I am the only person shes ever met that has their buttcrack out while standing straight up. When I asked her if she wanted to watch a movie called Buttcrack she replied "why bother, it's already my every day"…