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  • Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    Hard Ticket to Hawaii


    Gets really meta when you find out that the scumbag Director is played by the real Director Andy Sidaris. It’s a masterpiece of the “Soft Core Action” genre.

  • Losin' It

    Losin' It


    Great theme song, forgettable horny teenager movie.

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  • A Tale of Two Coreys

    A Tale of Two Coreys


    Wow. Corey Haim is raped by an agent within the first 3 min of this lifetime movie.

    You can tell that this movie is produced by Corey Feldman because it leans so hard on him being a victim.

    This Corey Feldman approved production includes:

    - Corey Feldman being pressured into doing drugs by Corey Haim.

    - Showing how AMAZING Corey Feldman is at doing Michael Jackson dance moves.

    - Everyone being raped except Corey Feldman.

    - Corey Feldman just wants…

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys


    Okay so the movie is basically just Kiss Kiss Bang Bang in the 70's. But that amounts to a lot of awesome. Crowe and Gosling's chemistry on screen is nothing short of amazing. Shane Black's script gives them the perfect vehicle to flex their comedic chops. The basic plot isn't that great but you are so busy having fun it doesn't even matter. I would have given it a full 5 star rating but Kim Basinger's performance in a handful…