PAt Dort

You’re damned if you do, you’re damned if you DOrt.

Favorite films

  • Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island
  • Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders
  • Scooby-Doo! and the Cyber Chase
  • Scooby-Doo! and the Witch's Ghost

Recent activity

  • Ben Is Back

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom


Recent reviews

  • Ben Is Back

    Ben Is Back

    I’m deleting the app. Think this kinda ruins movies for me… I’ll See y’all later.

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


    Truly sad that we have to use this very remedial understanding of millennial lingo to get across the most obvious of points. I’d be a fan of Rian’s anarchic take if he had the actual balls to say that we should kill the rich instead of merely destroying their legacy.

Popular reviews

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie


    They did it, and wow. 

    Seen at the Egyptian in Boise, ID presented by Aaron Paul.

  • The Souvenir

    The Souvenir


    The story is of denial. Refusing to acknowledge the truth of the people we care about. No matter how hard we try, there are intrinsic factors about people we can’t change. We can make excuses, create alternative reasons, or just plain look the other way. But some things never change. 

    Never has a story so paralleled my own. I was the main character in this film. Making excuses, diving into my own addictions into that relationship, and unrelentingly sacrificing resources.…