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  Magic Mike 2012

  ★★ Rewatched 08 Feb 2023

  My toxic trait is thinking I could do all that

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  Knock at the Cabin 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2023

  2023 ranked

  Say what you will, but I was crying like it was *my* choice to make, and that to me is good filmmaking.

Popular reviews

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  The Last Song 2010

  ★★½ Watched 04 Aug 2017 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Every Nicholas Sparks movie is just some basic romance between cardboard characters for the first 2/3, and then suddenly: CANCER.

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  The Scooby-Doo Project 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Nov 2017 1

  Daphne: My feet hurt! 

  Velma: You’re the one who wore high heels to go hiking! 

  Daphne: Well at least I TRY to look feminine! 

  Velma: *silence* 

  Me: Oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead