Favorite films

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio
  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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  • Magic Mike

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  • Signs

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  • Knock at the Cabin

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  • Shiva Baby

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  • Magic Mike

    Magic Mike

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    My toxic trait is thinking I could do all that

  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin

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    2023 ranked

    Say what you will, but I was crying like it was *my* choice to make, and that to me is good filmmaking.

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  • The Last Song

    The Last Song

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Every Nicholas Sparks movie is just some basic romance between cardboard characters for the first 2/3, and then suddenly: CANCER.

  • The Scooby-Doo Project

    The Scooby-Doo Project

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    Daphne: My feet hurt!Β 

    Velma: You’re the one who wore high heels to go hiking!Β 

    Daphne: Well at least I TRY to look feminine!Β 

    Velma:Β *silence*Β 

    Me: Oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead