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  • The Blob

    The Blob

    Mmm crunchy fart pick the corn from the poo and taste the juices bum bum itch from rash but it mean for tasty delicious treat delicate poo run down my leg lap up the poo before it hit floor bowl of soup is not soup but poo poo runny poo poo so tasty floating corn for extra delight I will munch on my fart munch munch munch idiot fart

  • 47 Meters Down: Uncaged

    47 Meters Down: Uncaged

    From the director that brought you ‘Hellbreeder’

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  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★★★

    I don’t know what to say.

    Thankyou for your time.

  • Ghoulies II

    Ghoulies II

    ★★★★½

    Ghoulies 2 is the Gremlins 2 of Ghoulies movies. Not because Ghoulies is a Gremlins clone but because Ghoulies is as fun and crazy as Gremlins 2 so Gremlins 2 is the Ghoulies 2 of the Gremlins movies which means that ghoulies 2 is the ghoulies that ghoulies 2 makes fun of in ghoulies 2??

    I forget what point I was trying to make