• Bo Burnham: The Inside Outtakes

    Bo Burnham: The Inside Outtakes

    ★★★½

    So I do really like Bo Burnham but something about his format of ‘here’s something horribly self indulgent but it’s fine cause I’m gonna make a joke about it at the end’ is like saying “no offence” after saying you wanna physically assault my mam

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★

    If this is the LGBTQ+ army that trump warned us about SIGN ME UP.

    The O.G. Top Gun maybe a horrific dumpster fire and I was so skeptical going into this despite the rave reviews and well, I have never been more glad to be wrong.

    Exhilarating and emotional, hand on heart this movie has that thing block buster have been missing for about 40 years. Seriously to itself yet playful by design.

    You can see how much this means…

  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    ★★★½

    the pipeline of “I’m sick of Disney forcing cute companions because it’s obvious they’re just trying to sell toys” to “I’ll start a fire if that cat gets hurt” was actually remarkable

  • The Bob's Burgers Movie

    The Bob's Burgers Movie

    ★★★½

    The perfect balance of being a 90 minute episode with a big bit for the fans. I kinda wish I’d watched more Bob’s Burgers before this. Annoyingly changed the animation style

  • True Grit

    True Grit

    ★★★

    So I was watching this and Haliee Steinfeld is so good but then my nephew came in and asked to play wwe 2k22. Anyway I kicked his ass in hell in a cell and he started crying

  • Orange County

    Orange County

    ★★★

    now let’s see what Chet can do

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★½

    Hopefully this sees a return of children’s film where the writers don’t know how to make child friendly films so just live for on the nose metaphors.

    I know absolutely nothing about chip and dale but I don’t think you really have to to get a kick out of this. The cross animation is so much fun and the plot is so simple you just kind of sit back and take in all the chaos.

    As a long time fan…

  • Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne

    walked into the hotel from a my chemical romance gig drunk af and this was on. couldn’t tell you what happened but it seemed like it sucked

  • As Tears Go By

    As Tears Go By

    ★★★½

    The lack of Wong Kar-Wai I’ve seen is about to be remedied by my sexy criterion box set baby and after ages thinking what should I watch first I’ve decided to tackle the director’s filmography chronology.

    I’m a sucker for directorial debuts because I love how you see their style naturally appear in the early stages of their work. WKW love if filmmaking here is what grabbed my attention as it’s so apparent in his craft.

    The tale and cinematography…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

    I’m not a main character, I’m a beefy brainless henchman for Wanda. She can tell me what to wear, what to eat and what to do. If she kills me, that’s on me, she caught me lacking

  • Panic Room

    Panic Room

    honestly I was on my phone for most of this lol

  • A League of Their Own

    A League of Their Own

    ★★★★

    Controversial opinion but I think Tom Hanks is stronger at comedy than dramatic roles, however his skills as a actor vastly out way his skills as a creator of humans.

    Such a playful and charming film. Not at all what I expected and although filled with cliches I don’t think a film of this kind would work without leaning into the formula somewhat.

    Geena Davis’ charms the audience so much and works so well with such a large cast. Madonna…