• Dead Poets Society

    Dead Poets Society

    ★★★★★

    This movie is a magnificent masterpiece of its kind, & I love every single part of it with every inch of my body.

    And I don't feel I have the emotional & psychological stability to watch it ever again.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    It's been months since we'd have watched this movie, I just want ww84, give me ww84 NOW.

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    Richie & Eddie were obviously gay & in love with each other since the first movie & I'll never forgive Andy Muschietti for not letting them be happy.

  • Superbad

    Superbad

    ★★★★½

    Bill Hader cop dance.

    that's it. that's the review.

  • The Book of Life

    The Book of Life

    ★★★★★

    giving this five stars because:
    1 was made by actual mexican people, just like the voice acting for both USA & LatAm.
    2 was freaking hard to made.
    3 Guillermo del Toro produced this supporting his local mexican compadres & I really can’t love him more.
    4 I'm mexican.

    that's it.

  • Robin's Wish

    Robin's Wish

    «(...) My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still,
    My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will,
    The ship is anchor'd safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,
    From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
       Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
       But I with mournful tread,
       Walk the deck my Captain lies,
       Fallen, cold and dead».

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★★

    Jennifer was a lesbian & killed boys Needy liked because she was in love with her.

    also Collin is the ultimate emo guy I would totally fuck him.

    edit: giving this five stars because of Kyle Gallner I simp him I don’t fucking care.

  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    ★★★

    Emily Browning in this movie made me a homosexual I have nothing else to say.

  • The Amazing Spider-Man

    The Amazing Spider-Man

    ★★★½

    Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker is transgender, no I will not elaborate.

  • The Help

    The Help

    ★★★★

    Jessica Chastain as a blonde really hits different.

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★½

    I simp Brie Larson as Envy Adams I swear to God I would pay her to step on me with those red high heels.

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    the way Robert Pattinson can be both Edward Cullen & Bruce Wayne & still being sexy as fuck.......... yes I simp him yes he's the best Batman of all the time with just a single teaser of a movie that isn't finished, die mad about it.