Swamp Ape

Swamp Ape ½

This garbage "movie" was on Amazon Prime and somehow my 4 year old found it and watched it repeatedly. The issue wasn't that he saw a violent horror film (he watches a lot of those) it's that now he wants to be a Swamp Ape for Halloween and he won't let it go. It has been 6 months. I have to dress him up as a Swamp Ape and basically advertise his bad taste in public next month. Why couldn't he have chosen the Legend of Boggy Creek or King Kong or any of the other kaiju movies he watches? Why did it have to be this suckfest?

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