80's horror connoisseur. Horror. Westerns. Kung Fu. All the good shit. My fav list is subject to change.

Favorite films

  • Dead Presidents
  • The Big Racket
  • Cry of a Prostitute
  • Eastern Condors

Recent activity

  • Undefeatable


  • Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II


  • To All a Goodnight


  • Buster


Recent reviews

  • Undefeatable



    Anna, baby I'm home... Anna, I have a surprise for you... Anna, where are you? I said I'm home... If you're hiding, I'll break your fucking neck!

    This starts with a scene where a bunch of stereotypical gangs in full denim and leather is either clapping or stamping their feet against the wall - cheering on whatever fighter is representing their gang. Incredible stuff. Cynthia Rothrock is one of the fighters. Obviously, she kicks a lot of ass in this…

  • To All a Goodnight

    To All a Goodnight


    My first Christmas movie of the year! What better way to start the festive season off than with a killer Santa slasher helmed by the legend that is David Hess? Set at night but clearly, multiple scenes were shot during the day, with zero snow, sub-standard kills, light gore, and not enough boobage makes this a lot less fun than I hoped it would be. That said the sorority girls are a likable enough bunch that makes it worth sticking…

Popular reviews

  • Boiling Point

    Boiling Point


    Thought I would relax after a hard day and watch Boiling Point......
    Several panic attacks later and I can confirm Stephen Graham is the best actor working today. Everyone is at the top of their game here barely getting time to breathe from scene to scene in this gripping single shot masterpiece.

  • Hot Rod

    Hot Rod


    I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

    Definitely, a film that seems to get funnier with every rewatch, full of quotes I still use on an everyday basis. Cool Beans.