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  • Elvis

    ★★★★

  • Bedazzled

    ★★★

  • Never Hike Alone: the Ghost Cut

    ★★★

  • Cry_Wolf

    ★★★★

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  • Splice

    Splice

    ★★★

    Listen, I'm not angry that this film exists in the form it does instead of the idealized form it could have (which lives in my head). But I am disappointed.

    So without further ado, instead of a normal review let me provide you with a bullet point list of the changes I would have made to this movie to make it a 5/5 wonderful absolutely gorgeous experience. I will attempt to remain as spoiler free as I can.

    •Compress the…

  • Ringu 0

    Ringu 0

    ★★★★

    Ok. So I have a lot of big feelings surrounding the Ringu movies.

    It's hard even to decide where to start in talking about this entry in the series. The most succinct summary of my feelings toward it is this:

    While a couple creative choices in this movie bog it down for me, as a whole I feel it's actually a very intriguing addition to the philosophical tapestry of the Ringu series.

    It might sound silly or obvious to say,…

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★

    I don't really feel like writing a big review.
    Suffice it to say, this movie is bangin'. It has an infectious energy that just gets into your bones and makes you wanna move.
    Baz Luhrmann's a madman... My kinda madman.

  • Bedazzled

    Bedazzled

    ★★★

    Elizabeth Hurley as Satan...
    Perfect. Beautiful.
    And when she turns godzilla sized with a bikini on?
    Incredible.

    Everything else is hit or miss. I like most of the broad strokes, but it feels in the end like some piece is missing. It feels like when you're almost done with an art piece and you just look at it and you can tell it needs some final layer. Some little... Key, that would make everything click into place perfectly.

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