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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • The Batman

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  • Bottoms

  • Spy Kids: Armageddon

    ½

  • No One Will Save You

    ★★

  • Dumb Money

    ★★★★

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  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    I’m sorry everyone, but this was not my thing at all. It’s painfully unfunny and nothing about it worked for me, I should’ve just stayed clear from it because the trailers looked so bad, but I just got too curious and actually watched it.

    Look, I really wanted to have fun with Bottoms, but when the humour is just sex jokes, characters yelling or people being complete pricks or dumbasses, I can’t enjoy it. 

    I know everyone loves this movie, but holy shit I was just waiting for it to end.

    2/10

  • Spy Kids: Armageddon

    Spy Kids: Armageddon

    ½

    I hate this movie and I hate Netflix. I’m not sure what you even want me to say? It’s just a shitty movie that has one sort of passion put in it whatsoever. I could do a long ass review on why this is such a terrible movie, but it’s a fucking Spy Kids movie.

    This was awful, don’t watch it.

    1/10

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  • Dumb Money

    Dumb Money

    ★★★★

    When I first heard about this movie, I had next to no interest in it. I thought it was gonna be a lazy attempt to cash in on the whole GameStop shit that happened a few years ago. So, I went into this movie hoping it would be good, but I was prepared for it to not be anything special.

    But, Y’know what? This was good! I will admit that I wasn’t fully into it during the beginning, but the…

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ½

    Morbius is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. It’s filled with no sort of creativity or passion and it’s only purpose is to show that Venom isn’t the only Spider-Man villain in this movie. And it does that terribly.

    Why the fuck did I even sneak into this last year? Why did I risk being caught for this abomination?  Why do some scenes look like they’re from a video game? Why is the CGI so terrible? Why is…