maria

people make mistakes. that’s why they put rubber on the end of pencils.

Favorite films

  • What's Up, Doc?
  • Comet
  • Moonlight
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

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    ★★★★★

  • The Noel Diary

  • The Handmaiden

    ★★★★★

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★½

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    ★★★★★

    it’s been a while since a movie physically hurt me. i could feel my heart breaking by each minute and i couldn’t do anything about it and just be painfully aware of how human we are.

  • The Noel Diary

    The Noel Diary

    justin hartley has no business being hot like that

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  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

    ★★★★

    ghostface said i support gay rights gay rights to fucking die

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    EVERYBODY IS HOT AND EVERYBODY IS HORNY AND I THANK YOU MATT REEVES FOR IT