Favorite films

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
  • Zombie 3
  • Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch
  • Slumber Party Massacre II

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  • Psychos in Love

    ★★★★½

  • Pandemonium

    ★★★½

  • The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

    ★★★½

  • Lurkers

    ★★★★

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  • Psychos in Love

    Psychos in Love

    ★★★★½

    I HATE GRAPES!
    I CAN'T STAND GRAPES!
    I LOATHE GRAPES!
    ALL KINDS OF GRAPES!
    I HATE PURPLE GRAPES!
    I HATE GREEN GRAPES!
    I HATE GRAPES WITH SEEDS!
    I HATE GRAPES WITHOUT SEEDS!
    I HATE THEM PEELED AND NON PEELED!
    I HATE GRAPES IN BUNCHES, ONE AT A TIME,
    OR IN TWOS OR THREES!
    I FUCKIN HATE GRAPES!
    🔪🔪🔪🔪🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒

  • Pandemonium

    Pandemonium

    ★★★½

    Beamed down from the zany heavens above comes Pandemonium, the ultimate hangover cure that's pure. Throw out your dang nutrients, advil and water because this silly little circle disc is the only remedy you need.

    Pandemonium is a non stop onslaught of unrelenting stimuli. Traveling at the speed of light each scene is a jarring nonsensical slap to the face. The bizarre characters, strange practical FX, disjointed delivery and unpredictable nature of the film provide for a theatrical cocaine filled…

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  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    ★★★★★

    I think I officially like this just as much as the original. It just has such an awesome feel to it. Pure atmospheric perfection drenched in heavy mood and tension. A mean spirited film filled with grisly kills and jarring violence. Visceral and stylistic dread elevated by great camera details and ominous lighting choices. A great visualization of autumn with its dimly lit streets, retro Halloween costumes and leaves blowing through an abandoned town.

    This movie is further elevated by…

  • RoboCop

    RoboCop

    ★★★★½

    "DEAD OR ALIVE YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!"

    Robocop is endlessly satisfying. A childhood staple and an important blueprint to my youthful (twisted) imagination. It blew my young mind back then yes it did! And way to go parents for letting me watch this gory shlockfest! Blood spirting out of people's necks, villians melted from toxic waste, and endless bloody carnage! That scene where Murphy gets shot into bits will always be insane! First day on the job and BAM! Blasted…