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  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★½

    if i made a venn diagram of white women i trust and the cast of little women it would just be a circle

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★

    im sorry but bland, derivative, incel comic book movie doesn't really appeal to me beyond Phoenix's obviously great performance. so instead of bitching abt how lame this "we live in a society bullshit" is, here is a vegan fig newton recipe I made the other day that was good:

    Ingredients
    For the fig filling:
    8 ounces dried figs (8oz), stems removed and quartered
    2 cups water
    2 teaspoons lemon juice
    For the cookie dough:
    6 tablespoons vegan butter
    3/4 cup…

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  • 365 Days

    365 Days

    ½

    this is the single worst movie i have seen in my life

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    ★½

    goddamn this movie is a mess of unbearably corny dialogue and extremely stupid character decisions. this movie carries no momentum, has almost no purpose in the larger mcu, has one of the least interesting villains of the last decade, weirdly lame special effects, drags on for WAY too long, and fails to deliver a single emotionally resonant arc. i have almost no positives abt this movie beyond some of the set pieces and weirdly enough hawkeye. 

    like i would seriously jus recommend skipping this one if ur watching the entire mcu and instead reading the wikipedia summary.

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  • Boys State

    Boys State

    ★★★½

    super engaging documentary but i would be lying if i said the hyper masculine flexing and the idea of all these boys thinking it’s okay to debate a woman’s right to an abortion w out a single woman in the room is anything less than terrifying