Benjamin Morse

might as well be walking on the sun

Favorite films

  • Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  • Out of Sight
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Fearless

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  • Legion of Super-Heroes

    ★★★

  • R.I.P.D.

  • Knock at the Cabin

    ★★★½

  • A Life Less Ordinary

    ★★★

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  • Legion of Super-Heroes

    Legion of Super-Heroes

    ★★★

    For a remake of SKY HIGH with Legion era DC characters, you can do a whole hell of a lot worse. Still bristling against the cheapness of the animation and weird vocal timing of the lines at times but I'm still mostly pro these new post MAN OF TOMORROW animated DC movies, a nice little treat of cape comic fun every few months.

  • R.I.P.D.

    R.I.P.D.

    a frictionless orb of cinematic content, the first shot across the bow for what blockbuster action crap would mutate into in the latter years of the 2010's. would give this points for only being 95 minutes instead of some bloated modern 2 hour disaster but this makes even that feel absolutely fucking interminable, an hour and a half of police brutality jokes and the ugliest CGI you've ever seen in a major motion picture. feels less like MEN IN BLACK…

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  • Antitrust

    Antitrust

    ★★★

    A truly outstanding pile of horseshit, totally underrated as the bad-movie classic it needs to be. Antitrust has it all, including but not limited to

    -A soundtrack that sounds like background music to a car commercial

    -A Ryan Phillipe performance that can only be described as "Zoolanderian"

    -Tim Robbins eating Pringles multiple times on-screen for no reason

    -An extended suspense sequence about Phillipe trying to determine whether or not someone put sesame seeds in his food, as if it's the…

  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ★★★

    me, in the theatre, eating a bag of peanuts the size of my head: if I were in one of these movies I would simply escape from the rooms