Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Ugh Jake babe WHY?!

Ugh I hate that I actually enjoyed this whitewashed CGI messfest at moments?! Ugh that moment when you realize that bad CGI stunts are carrying the plot of a film?! Ugh curse Jake and his criminally perfect arms?! Ugh I can’t fucking believe this was only made 10 years ago because it feels way too problematic for this century?! Ugh I bet this film singlehandedly propped up the Greater Los Angeles spray-tanning industry?! Ugh sorry I just remembered Jake’s abdominals?! Ugh if Disney was going to make a movie this trashy couldn’t they at least have had Jake be shirtless for the entire runtime?! In conclusion: UGH.