Ben Empey

Ben Empey


I was permanently suspended from twitter because I threatened Newt Gingrich’s life

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  • Center of My World

    Center of My World


    Every time an overbearing twink has his first love with a sociopathic twunk, an angel gets his wings.

  • Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé

    Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The cut from everyone in yellow to pink ON THE SAME SHOT during “Crazy in Love” is the greatest cut since Peter O’Toole blew out the match to the desert in Lawrence of Arabia