I held off on logging this because I considered writing a full review, but no.

Just awful - a muddled, unintelligible, annoying PG-13 Alien knockoff with no tension and not even an interesting monster design to prop it up. I hope I never have to see T.J. Miller act in anything ever again. At least Kristen Stewart is trying her best, as always.

I'm pretty sure Velvet Buzzsaw was the first (and worst) movie I saw of last year, so if this trend continues the year can only go up right?

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